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VERMIN ON THE BLOGOSPHERE

Call the exterminator and prepare to fumigate the premises: Vermin on the Mount has slithered onto the Internet.

What's a Vermin on the Mount and what's it doing on your laptop? The complete explanation can be found in the "About" section to your left, but Vermin on the Mount is a Los Angeles-based reading series located in the heart of Chinatown. We are as irregular as we are irreverent and while we've made some pretty posters and post cards, we've been unforgivably slack about promoting our events online. This changes that.

Our fangs are fullsome, yes, but not as venomous as they once were. Although we aren't above the occassional lazy swipe at an easy target, we don't intend to subject you to vituperative outbursts about stuff we don't like, or foam-flecked fulminations about things we love. You will, however, find Vermin-related updates, amusements, and other earnest distractions.

You've been warned. Don't be bitten.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUIZTUNES

How did Vermin on the Mount get started?

We were tired of hearing how Los Angeles has no literary scene, but often complained that there were too few occasions for writers and readers to hang out and revel in books. Once it dawned on us that this was somewhat of a contradiction, we got off our ass and did something about it.

Does L.A. need another reading series?

Absolutely. We love going to readings, but are dispirited by how predictable they can be. On some nights, the brightest light in the literary firmament can’t coax us into an overcrowded bookstore or stuffy auditorium, and when we do go, there’s often a certain sameness to the proceedings that is the opposite of inspiring. This isn’t necessarily the writers’ fault, but sometimes it is. Somewhere along the line it became okay for writers to show up, shush the crowd, and read from a book for half an hour. This is unsatisfactory.

So what makes Vermin so special?

Four reasons. One, Vermin on the Mount is held at the Mountain in Chinatown. It’s dimly lit, beautifully exotic, and serves alcohol. Second, we favor eclectic line-ups. L.A. doesn’t have a literary scene: it has several and we draw from all of them. We’ve had novelists, zinesters, journalists, punk rockers, bloggers, and so on. Local and out-of-town talent. Indie and mainstream writers. Emerging and established artists. When you come to a Vermin on the Mount event, you never know what to expect. Three: free stuff. People come for the readings and stay for the raffle. We give away books, posters, t-shirts, you name it. Four: did we already mention the booze?

Why don’t you do this more often?

Each Vermin on the Mount reading is a unique event, never to be replicated, not to missed. Besides, in the immortal words of SSD, how much art can you take?

Who’s responsible for this?

Vermin on the Mount wouldn’t be possible without the help of lots and lots of people. Without Mark McManus at the Mountain we’d have nowhere to go, and his excellent staff keeps our cups full and our hearts glad. A different artist provides the artwork for each reading, and we encourage you to view their work. On the technical side, Larry Hart does a lot of the design work, Rusty Sanchez builds logos, and Allison “A-Bomb” Hoppe provides intermittent assistance. (You don’t want to mess with A-Bomb, so don’t even think about it.) We’d also feel remiss if we didn’t thank Chris DeBolt, Mark Sarvas and Julianne Flynn for their tremendous encouragement in the early stages. Most of all, we’re indebted to Angelenos who love books and are willing to leave their homes to support those who make them.

When was the first event?

August 15, 2004

Does the phrase "I could give a rat's ass" hurt your feelings?

Yes, very much so. Thanks for asking.


AFTER-FESTIVAL RECAP

The latest Vermin on the Mount was easily the biggest of the series for a number of reasons: the event was sponsored by Swink, which just released it's second issue; we'd spent the entire day pimping the event at the Swink/Vermin booth at the LA Times Festival of Books; and it was Passover, so we were the only party in town. Then there was the line-up: a diverse mix of novelists, journos, short story writers and poets. There were even a few lowly bloggers skittering about. Balloons_1 It was a chilly April evening in Chinatown. Crossing the plaza, I tried to imagine what the place must have been like in the late '70s and early '80s when punk rock bands battled for fans at Madam Wong's and the Hong Kong Cafe, Darby Crash hustled for spare change and the Knack killed New Wave. All just steps away from where the Mountain Bar now stands. Inside, weird lanterns dangle from the ceiling, the floor tiles are triangular, and the red walls look like they're oozing blood. Every time I go there I see something new. It's almost too beautiful for words. Chairs_1 Whenever a reader asks me what they should read, I remind them that it's an irreverent reading series, anything goes. Still, I was pleasantly surprised when 6 of 8 readers (an even male to female ratio) read material with strong sexual content. There were wool-sock wearing adulterers, teen rapists, European hookers, violent voyeurs, rookie strippers and a play-by-play depiction of sexual congress involving a butt plug that was so graphic, people are still talking about it. That's what I love about Vermin on the Mount. It's not just irreverent, it's rapturously inappropriate, unexpectedly stirring, and full of experiences you can't have at Barnes & Noble. No.

(Photos by Julianne Flynn)