DON'T BUY THIS BOOK!

Actually, it's a zine, not a book, and one that I made with the help of a colleague at the Happy Ad Factory where I used to work in Los Angeles. Someone is charging $20 for it on Amazon like it's a freaking collector's item or something. It's not. I've got a whole box full of them.

What is it? It's a collection of three short stories. One of the stories made it into the collection, another is an autobiographical tale from my sailor days during the Reagan regime, and the cover story is available online.

If you're going to spend $20 on a stripper, you ought to get more than a crappy zine. So if you want it, I'd be happy to send it to you free of charge.